Friday, 3 April 2009

Plans For A Better Life.


Step 1: Strip and paint myself in Marmite.

Step 2: Glue some flys to my eyelid and lip.

Step 3: Force out my stomach.

Step 4: Hope Madonna spots me and adopts me.
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1 comment:

Kicking Against The Pricks said...

Ooooh no you di'ent. Its a good job you're not performing at that comedy awards thing we were watching!

3 April 2009 at 06:16

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